There is nothing worse than an over enthusiastic short man, who plays the cello. Addressing an audience of bored channel partners, gesticulating wildly and recounting moral fables  - the moral being that the entire UK channel are getting an inadvertent bollocking!
I find men like this totally irksome! I work my unfortunately shaped sausage fingers into premature ageing – so much so that I have given up telling people my real age and now stick to my work age of 28. I’m 20. I do all this to get mad arm gestures and upper middle class philosophies caned into my face, all this new age hooey about selling techniques – people should look to purchase an ROI and solution, but not if you baffle them with figures and guff that they won’t understand! That’s why people purchase entry level products. Fucking Aida!
Julia from accounts bought in a trifle today; I thought you would all benefit from having a look. It was lovely. Safe to say I prefer trifle over short men, whose hobbies include rowing, jazz guitar and being a tool…..

There is nothing worse than an over enthusiastic short man, who plays the cello. Addressing an audience of bored channel partners, gesticulating wildly and recounting moral fables  - the moral being that the entire UK channel are getting an inadvertent bollocking!

I find men like this totally irksome! I work my unfortunately shaped sausage fingers into premature ageing – so much so that I have given up telling people my real age and now stick to my work age of 28. I’m 20. I do all this to get mad arm gestures and upper middle class philosophies caned into my face, all this new age hooey about selling techniques – people should look to purchase an ROI and solution, but not if you baffle them with figures and guff that they won’t understand! That’s why people purchase entry level products. Fucking Aida!

Julia from accounts bought in a trifle today; I thought you would all benefit from having a look. It was lovely. Safe to say I prefer trifle over short men, whose hobbies include rowing, jazz guitar and being a tool…..

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